this is NOT a double date. i repeat, a 2 man is NOT a double date. it is a term usually referring to heterosexual sex culture, but is also used in queer spaces. a 2 man is when two people meet another two people and fuck. could be 2 separate couples, could be a threesome, could be a foursome; but the intention is they fuck. not a date!!
by sariaa June 24, 2025
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