Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

my man

A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.

Eden: My man!

Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE

by venus707 October 24, 2020

little man

a short guy who don't his way in life

little man that way

by The Guy u want 2 know March 18, 2022

Hey man

Something a non virgin says to act like a virgin

"Stop saying hey man after every sentence, I know you fucked her last night."

by Dropping the soap June 8, 2022

burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Strong man

When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.

I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.

by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025

Tree Man

A tree man is someone who has the surname Tree or Plant

You're such a Tree Man!

by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019