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Wessex boy

An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"
That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.
by John Westley Hardly August 7, 2014
mugGet the Wessex boymug.

fuck boi

by Cuntmcfaggotron January 9, 2017
mugGet the fuck boimug.

Sigma alpha boy uwu

Jason: "I just SMACKED MY CHILD ON THE HEAD WITH A MEDAL PIPE!"

Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
by Itstheuwusigmaboy January 30, 2025
mugGet the Sigma alpha boy uwumug.

soy boy

A term cucks enjoy using because it makes their sad, pathetic life that much better. Normally they just sit there and make threats to people who shit on them even just a little bit but then back out of fights when people who are actually willing to fight accepts their terms.
Charlie: "You literally have a collage of people that hurt your feelings on the internet. You haven't stopped whining about me for months, you goofy NPC. Even if you beat my ass in a fight, it doesn't change the truth, you're still a cuck who defends child porn."

Sneako: "You’re not special from the other 10 soy boys who say the same thing. If you got a problem, stop talking on the internet. Let’s solve it."
by beeko-weekomon March 17, 2023
mugGet the soy boymug.

Why, when I was a boy...

Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
mugGet the Why, when I was a boy...mug.

floppy boy

A clumsy person who breaks things
That floppy boy broke the all the crystal glasses
by floppy boy January 26, 2017
mugGet the floppy boymug.

Boys

Trash. They all suck they break hearts. If you are a boy seeing this and you're saying it's not true either it is true or you're a boy that is really nice.
A person that got dumped by a boy: I hate boys they suck. :(
by Ur mums daddy ;) June 11, 2022
mugGet the Boysmug.

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