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shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting
Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!
by mauruje May 25, 2022
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Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.
I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage
Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit
by ND86MBW February 18, 2022
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shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(
Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.
by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018
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No Shit

I live on earth.. No shit
by SenPlab March 2, 2024
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Shitting on the tower

1. While playing League of Legends, it is the act of approaching the enemy tower and inflicting massive damage or even complete destruction of said tower.

2. "It is when women anal."
1. I'll be shitting on the tower once when push that champion!

2. Yeah, I totally shit on my boyfriend's tower last night.
by Iaeos December 31, 2011
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