do you want an umbrella with that

A term mainly used in and around Portland Oregon to insult someone for being weak, over dramatic, annoying, or a wimp.

Kyle: I just stubbed my toe and it really hurts

Chad: Do you want an umbrella with that?

by user46589281 May 30, 2020

you

Somebody you can be sexy for. Sometimes not. Because that would be unrealustic.

"hey, Lenn, its three o'cock. I am feeling rather sexy for you."
- "heheyy, Cassie, that's amazing news. Unfortunately, I am not feeling sexy meself at this very moment."

"Hey, Greg, it's three no'cock. I am not feeling sexy for you."
- "hehey, Bitzy, such a shitty shame. I was just going to fuck your brains out."

by Krkič February 11, 2020

LOTUCE YOU IS A NIGDA

A character good in nature who cant help to abandon his children

lotuce: i am here to safe the world and my family

LOTUCE YOU IS A NIGDA

by super coronus February 11, 2020

you

Yourself.

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Me: YES

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by FireyJS February 17, 2020

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020

You's

Australian slang for ' All of you' Or 'You are all', as with reference to more than one person. This is Aussie version of "Y'all"

"You's should all come to my gatho on the weekend", which translates to "You should all come to the gathering that I am having on the weekend'
"You's are all sh*t c@nts" , which softly translates to 'All of you are not very good people.'

by ltrp February 29, 2020