Too fucking hot

When someone is so hot you can't even find better words.

My husband is too fucking hot, I can't!

by Mabinogies November 20, 2018

0 to fuck yea

Can be quantified as 0 to 60+ mph, or 0 to 120+ kph roughly for the rest of the world.

I just test drove that new Audi man, that thing went from 0 to fuck yea in about 3 seconds!

by LaZyDuDe501 November 27, 2018

Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017

european fuck buddy

A FRIEND who has an understanding that...you are FRIENDS first...but unlike a regular friendship you ALSO engage is sexual acts. You may go on "dates/outtings" but there is a mutual understanding that this only exists because you are friends WITH an existing sexual chemistry BUT both are aware and made clear this will not develop into a relationship.

She is my european fuck buddy ...we also hit the movies after sex and talk about how amazing the 90s were over coffee...she goes home after and does what she wants and who she wants. I try to fuck the next girl i meet within an hour.

by Euro88 July 25, 2017

fuck up lil

Instead of shut the fuck up which is to long to say. You make it short and say fuck up lil.

Y'all need to pick up some trash. Fuck up lil

by Matt Brandon August 18, 2017

do not fuck genes

A descriptor for an unattractive person.

James: But her face, dude! She clearly has do not fuck genes.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.

by goyo August 30, 2017