An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.
by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
by SiK juice October 24, 2017

Lots and lots of over the top designer clothes that aren’t even nice with a backpack full of illegal substances. Best friend list is 100% all girls and all of them have seen his dick & he’s special moves. Slag slag slag and a stoner
by Cherlloyd34 April 23, 2019

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...
by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

by Bplug47 December 4, 2023

by NunaG September 17, 2021
