vandegrift high school

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.

Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!

by Analclapper May 16, 2020

ronnie vannucci

Ronnie Vannucci is the drummer from The Killers. He is quite sexy, though he is married. He studied classical precussion at UNLV

Ronnie Vannucci drums with his mouth open and I find it quite endearing.

by Andrea June 20, 2005

Vango

An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!

Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...

by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021

Vanoss

A funny Canadian YouTuber who does funny shit in Call of Duty, GTA5, and Garry's Mod. He also plays hockey his country's home sport. He really funny and good at editing. He currently has 7 million subscribers.

Haha did you see that funny vanoss video?

by Quinque5 June 29, 2014

Vanessa

Vanessa is a great friend and an all-around great person to spend time with. She is shy around new people but can be a lot of fun once you get to know her. She's mysterious and only shares secrets with her closest friends. However, she will always be there for you if you need her. She has the most beautiful brown eyes that sparkle when she looks at you and her smile will light up your day. She is beautiful in every way. She also has a unique sense of fashion. Vanessa can be seen wearing mismatched shoes and socks, and bright colors. Vanessa enjoys baking and is a superb artist. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. If you are friends with Vanessa, don't let her go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Friend #1: I went to the movies last night with Vanessa.
Friend #2: No way! How was it?
Friend #1: Amazing! She is the sweetest girl in the world!
Friend #2: I know! How could anyone not love her?

by JeffreyTheGiraffe May 18, 2013

Vanis.io

Absolute dogshit game full of dogshit players, especially the multiboxing shitshows like copy.

“Wanna play some Vanis.io?”
“Fuck no”

by Flawless4770 August 25, 2020

vanity wipe

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

by DaveHill February 13, 2008