team player

one who understands the importance of being a team player and participating as a team

Joey is not a team player.

by Johnny Pots October 24, 2010

Red Team

A term used to identify a female who is menstruating.

"Man, this sucks, my girl's on the Red Team this week."

by Lil Nashville June 12, 2008

DOUBLE TEAM

when two dudes (usually) have sex with another man or a woman at the same time. one sucks, while his "teammate" fucks. in the case where it involves a female, she would have both vaginal and anal orifaces plugged with 2 dicks. using the first scenario, it could be heard of two male prostitutes...

"Our new client wants us to doubleteam him. We'll make good money tonight, Joel"

by Robert Fagardo December 11, 2004

Home team

A term often used to describe some one who is a homosexual.

The home team in a sporting event.

Josh: Did you hear Taylor is batting for the Home team?

Tyler: Yeah it didn't surprise me when he came out and become gay.

by BigFISH2000000000 April 21, 2011

New Canaan Girls Swim Team

classless bitches who can handle the fact that they got beat.

sorry new canaan girls swim team...we swept the fly...

by lucy April 11, 2005

Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.

Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"

by TGPFTW September 27, 2011

ream team

to have two people destroy an asshole in any fashion.

her and I just ream teamed your nub ass!!!

by sloaner_boner May 21, 2009