Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
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Monster Nugget

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
by ganga man May 20, 2011
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hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
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Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 04, 2009
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Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!
The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...
by Meth Reaper September 04, 2018
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Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
by Rybu April 11, 2013
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