thunder penis

This is the most retarded Scholl mascot ever who will gladly scrape his seen in your anus hole, food, mouth, etc.

Guy 1: hear the thunder penis is retarted
Guy 2:lets run before he squirts his semen into our eyeballs

by Nugget and pickle lord May 8, 2018

turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.

Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!

by matt June 15, 2004

Chad Von Thundercock

A Chad Von Tundercock is nucearcrab084, if you ever meet him, say hi Chad Von Thundercock, as anyone with this name can destroy the universe

Hey did you see that Mark guy?
Yea, he was such a Chad Von Thundercock.

by THECheerioBoy September 19, 2022

Thunder Cats

Bunch of panzies that can't play handball

"Those handball players r worse than Thunder cats!"

by That Guy whos good at handball December 20, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

Thunder Thighs

when someone has extreeemely large thighs (guy or girl) may be a very muscly guy and may involve OVERHANG. these thighs are so powerful that when running is done by the individual, the ground may rmble like thunder hence 'thunder' and some times sparks may be produced like lightining.

A - "wooow what the hell is that???"
B - "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!"
A - "oh wait no its only Jimmy and Singo, jesus look at those thunder thighs!!!!!"

by zachary1604 February 23, 2009

Thunder Blossom

Simply Awesome. Amazing. The coolest of friends.

And wacky to boot.

Thunder Blossom: I wanna kill it.

by MASKED STRANGER :O November 14, 2003