Strife Theory Guy

Famous CatchPhrase - “My Hair Is Still Wet”
Goated ro wrestling guy
Aiden Kingston’s number one fan
GPW Chairman Guy
EWE World Heavyweight Champion
SBW Executive Guy

Strife Theory Guy Real

by Niggeraiden July 3, 2022

Chaos theory

Basically, shit happens

Have you heard of chaos theory?

No
It means shit happens

by squirrelcooters July 22, 2018

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

lil bro big bro theory

When neokcs puts a face urban dictionary screenshot in a video.

"That could be his brother playing" - lil bro big bro theory

by ihatenickels February 25, 2025

scapegoating theory

The phenomenon where individuals and groups misdirect frustration and aggression, blaming a less powerful, innocent group for their own problems and failures instead of accepting responsibility.

The manager's Scapegoating Theory was evident when he blamed the interns for the project's failure instead of acknowledging his own mistakes.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Level 11 Theory

The idea that every game of Clash Royale on TikTok using only tournament levels is a friendly battle, as all of the weird strategies that end up working are typically tournament-standard full level 11 games

‘bro wtf this guy on TikTok used pump ebarbs rocket bait and 3 crowned?’
‘that’s level 11 theory lol no way that’s real’

by Sarazz October 7, 2025