Mushroom tits

When a womans boobs hang over her bra

dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits

by DVK November 26, 2005

rug tits

A word you make when you're really desperate to win at Scrabble

R.U.G.T.I.T.S....Rug tits, that's a word isn't it?

by Rugtits August 22, 2006

Battle-tit

A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.

"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."

by HaleStorm!! November 20, 2009

Pork tits

Bitch Tits, Man Tits, big meaty man boobs.

The tank top Steve was wearing couldn't contain his dd pork tits.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

Cat Tits

a dance involving many mexicans and several zebras having anal sex.

Hey Mexicans, do you know the cat tits?

by Ben Doverbiiiiicih January 18, 2009

Sally's tits

Things one shits on.

Shit all over Sally's tits! (SAOST)

by Captain Scotland September 12, 2011

nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006