Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

game hand

when your hand hurts after playing video games for hours.

I played video games for 6 hours last night and I've got game hand.

by Uncle Schmoocoo November 12, 2007

cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

BuySexual Hands

1) You will fight a boy or or girl, da gender doesn't matter

Jerome:A yo Shorty ima flex dis nigga for yo dont wory baby

Kathrine:Baby NO! the law says yo cant hit girls!

Jerome:Fuck you chattin I Got BuySexual Hands idgaf if its a girl!

by GarSpice226 February 4, 2017

hand sanitizer

the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds

Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks

by ITS COORONA TIME March 24, 2020

Angry Hands

When a person gets so angry their hands involuntarily flail to and froe while speaking in an effort to express their feelings. Usually in an uncontrollable and random motion indicating peaks of anger illustrating his/her emotions.

Coach was so pissed that we didn't score first half he he had angry hands the first 5 minutes of half time.

I hate when Will gets upset with his angry hands and douchey remarks.

by JustJasminetoYou December 30, 2009

Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

by ft555555 March 14, 2014