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Fuck-zone

The area on a woman's body from her stomach to thighs and everything in between. Includes the hips and ass. Everything you grab onto during fucking.
That bitch has a real thick fuck-zone.
by Daddy long long October 9, 2016
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Friend Zone

A term used by women when they reject your romantic advancements. Both men and women can find themselves "friendzoned" due to the fact they did not make their original intentions known. Men and women can strictly be friends only under certain circumstances; ie: no attraction, childhood friends, both are in a relationship, etc. People that find themselves in the Friend Zone only have themselves to blame, make your intentions known at the very beginning or the other person will think you are only interested in a platonic friendship. Being the nice guy and never making a move will never work, and will always reserve yourself a comfortable purple loveless sofa in the Friend Zone.

From personal experience, being friends first does not work! Do not confuse being friends with being friendly! Let me clarify further, obviously if you treat the person like total utter crap and they have self worth they will not date you. If you treat the person like a sibling then they will immediately Friend Zone you to oblivion and beyond. Make your romantic intentions known as early as possible!

I will use an example of how I got friendzoned and handled the situation, NEVER put yourself in this situation in the first place! It's a horrible place to be in!
Chris: I want to be more than friends

Katie: If you told me this months ago, it would have been different. But I only see you as a friend
Chris: Fuck the Friend Zone
Chris: Get back to me once you change your mind
by guywithtaste September 8, 2016
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Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.
Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone
by Medieval August 18, 2016
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Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"
Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone
by RelicNThat January 23, 2018
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med zone

I'm full up in my med zone
by Asap nutrition May 3, 2018
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comment zoned

When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.
*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*

Comment zoned
by Wolfyyz May 3, 2018
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