The biggest douche of the universe 

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

The biggest douche of the universe by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

got the ups 

The phrase "Got the ups" is a polite slang way to say "i am sick and throwing up"

Boss: "okay , are you putting in for a personal or sick day?"
Employee: "im gonna need a sick day, i got the ups"

got the ups by Adrenaline striker March 4, 2021

lint the unbannable 

Lint is a Marine who also is up at like 3 am gaming. He's a superstraight advocate and very pure. He bathes in the blood of his victims (his words not mine...) and he is also a representative of kinkyspace, a channel in e-chat.

Katie (in dms) : Lint is so fucking hot -- I wanna have seggs with him! I just love me some fuck boys! They're so hot!!!

Lint the unbannable

lint the unbannable by maczzbae March 12, 2021

Between The Uprights 

Defecating on the floor of a public bathroom

Lew is so disgusting, he went between the uprights in the men's room.

Between The Uprights by Shigella413 July 23, 2021

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

Climbing the umbilical cord by V3_JT September 14, 2021

shut the up fuck 

a meme that originated from discord a few months ago, it consists of a camera rotating around a car as a sort of flex, usually the car is a sedan, or an SUV, although many gifs have other cars and even cars in video games. The meme includes a caption that bluntly states "Shut the fuck up", but in a misspelled manner.

p1 · hey guys have you heard of the new genshin impact character
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares

the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore

shut the up fuck by balls man 1564 October 17, 2021

Shut the **** up

You use this when you want somebody to Shut the **** up

Here's an exam

Nerd: hey did you kno-

Chad: Shut the **** up nerd

Shut the **** up by boifend October 29, 2021