Rusty Accordion

The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus

That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion

by iliopsoas September 11, 2010

Rusty chandelier

When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.

The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.

by Gingykee July 16, 2015

rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

Rusty Toiletpaper

When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.

Female 1: what happened to you last night.

Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend

Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!

by GOASTELOVER69 July 5, 2012

rusty donte

A rusty donte is a sex tool to be shoved in a womens cameltoe, while popping a 2inch cherry.

DAMN! That bitch just pulled a rusty donte!

by Epicccccc October 11, 2013

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010