quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017

Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.

The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.

by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

krunker monkey

the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey

go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey

by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022

Female Monkey

A female monkey is a women who swings from man to man. So basically a ho. Basically when a man calls a female monkey a ho they get mad So that’s when all the hoes are mad. HOES MAD!

Johnathon: “wow Betty is such a ho, she sleeps with everyone.”
Betty: “johnathon shut up, I’m not a ho . . . IM A FEMALE MONKEY!”

by Daddy Donkeyhorse June 14, 2019