Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

Mccaide Johnson

A handsome black man who enjoys dominos pizza on Saturdays and sundays

Gavin Sanders: I don’t wanna play CTD rn

Mccaide Johnson: L, L friend ,L,L,L friend

by Ron guy April 1, 2022

carlie johnson

A young nice person with big heart that has lots of lobe and also is a female

Wow i cant believe me and carlie johnson are friends now

by Carlie 1000 March 4, 2019

Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX May 24, 2018

Tanner Johnson

Tanner is the sexiest mf alive!

Boy: “I wish I could be just like Tanner Johnson he’s so fucking sexy!

by Athea February 2, 2023