Pulling a Hammer

When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.

Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.

by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018

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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

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The Hammer and Sickle

Also known as “the people’s position” or “the comrade cruiser”.

Position involves taking your comrade by the LEFT arm and leg, with penis inserted, while swinging in a side to side motion, as if swinging a large scythe or sickle, in the act of harvesting wheat.

May you thrust with the power of the people, to spread your communist seed, on behalf of the motherland!

Putin expertly maneuvered THE HAMMER AND SICKLE, as he swung his comrade around the Kremlin, whilst simultaneously calling the White House, and taking time to appreciate the flow of twilight on the streets of the Motherland.

by Captain Obscuro December 5, 2020

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