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Clam Jam

The opposite of a sausage party, when there is a large ratio of women:men in a group.
"I need to leave this place, it's a total clam jam"
by ryguyedmonton April 24, 2016
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Clammed

Penny had been very busy at work, she took a moment to herself and sat down, looked over at her friend and said...

"God I'm clammed up today, me hands are so moist".
by BENJAMINBODEL April 9, 2022
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Clam-o-gram

Girl: send me a dick pic...
Guy: only if you send me a clam-o-gram first...
by Clam go January 4, 2021
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bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.
Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.
by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019
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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Put on Clams

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
by Jgo55 November 17, 2016
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Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.
Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants
by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013
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