by steven Dressel April 15, 2008
Get the splitting the beardmug. Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.
And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
And
A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Oh, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.
by nurdygurl June 10, 2024
Get the Beardmug. When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard
by RionuJ March 2, 2017
Get the Yaks beardmug. The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011
Get the Beard Cakemug. A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
Get the Salmon-Beard-Santamug. The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.
Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?
Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
Get the Beardmug. She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
Get the bearded funk boxmug.