Chowda Butt

Someone who's butt has the similar consistancy of clam chowder. aka-lumpy butt.
"Hey, look at that chowda butt. It jiggles like jelly on a hot summer day."
by OnesyPJs January 27, 2010
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Butt-house

The anus where illicit drugs are smuggled, usually by a non-smoking American with a mustache who occasionally wears capes and Canadian toques.
"What are you going to do if we can't get weed in over spring break Bobby Brown? No problem, I always have my butt-house."
by RowdyMcRICH March 02, 2012
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Butt Cactus

An alternative to describing a person of being a pain in the ass
"Geez, leave it alone. You're being such a butt cactus - I'll get it done."
by Vegas Bitch October 15, 2008
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Butt pocket

A butt pocket is similar to an asshole. Butt pocket is an insult for someone being absent minded or ignorant. Some one being irritating or annoying would be considered a butt pocket. A butt pocket is just an insult.
Joseph Graham is a totally butt pocket.
by Notisaaclong420 January 16, 2015
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butt splatter

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.
Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.
by BG Thomas May 04, 2008
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Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.
Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!
by Bween February 18, 2007
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Butt surf

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally
I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.
by Simon sayz November 26, 2013
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