Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.

Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.

by StyLz96 September 8, 2006

milking the trouser snake

Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.

"Mom walked in while I was milking the trouser snake."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

snakes on a plane

A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.

"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.

or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"

A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."

by Eileen W. and Kimberly B. September 8, 2006

Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.

L: "OMG, Monica didn't texted me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."

by GokuThunda December 4, 2015

Toxic Snake Plant

A lying manipulative person who seeks to turn places into their toxic battleground and seeks to ruin your relationships. They are not to be trusted and are extremely dangerous to communities.

Mushroomz is a Toxic Snake Plant

by Firemaster2093 October 19, 2016

snakes on a plane

Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.

Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"

God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?

by SOAP troll September 8, 2006

snakes on a plane

expressing absurdity; describing overkill so over the top it's illogical. can be positive or negative

dude my car broke down on the highway and i can't afford a tow. can you pick me up?

sure. where are you at?

best buy.

best buy? how'd you get there?

i pushed my car here so i could buy an xbox 360

wha?! you are snakes on a plane retarded

by McN@sty September 9, 2006