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Slamming hams

When two women violently ram their twats together to encourage mutual climax.
“Becky and sally where slamming hams for two hours straight
by James P Stark October 16, 2025
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Slam

A subgenre of death metal that focuses on chugging riffs, breakdowns, and some influences of hip-hop, while straying away from blast beats and guitar solos.
Metalhead 1: Dude, have you heard of PeelingFlesh, they're such a good slam band!
Metalhead 2: They're quite good.
by somerandommetalhead November 1, 2025
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Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.
*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!
by IceReapr November 17, 2025
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Sidewalk slam

A sidewalk slam is a drink made by mixing a steel reserve 211 and your favorite flavor of 4 loko in a regular fountain soda cup with lid and straw ice is optional.
I got stumble drunk yesterday and found out why they call it the sidewalk slam. It was a good thing I put it in that fountain soda cup with a lid or I would have spilled it when I tripped on the curb and hit the pavement.
by Yinkerton January 9, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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Slam goose

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long
by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025
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Slam goose

To give crazy oral sex on a dick
Jake: Bro how was Stacy last night?
Chad: She was so good bro, she could slam goose all night
by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025
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