POOTIE SALAD

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

walnut salad

When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.

Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.

by Bigblackweenerclassof87 November 24, 2013

hella salad

When you feelin fresh af and nobody can stop being your flow

I'm feelin hella salad today!

by Tyghbn May 5, 2015

Shaala/Saala

The word (साला/শালা), romanized as sala/shala is used in both Hindi and Bengali. It means brother in-law when used properly. But now the world is also used as an insult or cuss word because it can also imply incest relations with your sister.

The term was considered super offensive a long time ago but now it's used as normal slang in everyday vocabulary of native south-asian speakers. It's used in the same context as "bastard" or even "idiot."

"maine ek ghantaa intazaar kiya par voh saala ayaa hi naheen."
"I waited for an hour but that fucker/bastard never showed up."

"ei shaala/saala madarchod amar khabar kheye felsos ken?"
"hey you bastard motherfucker, why'd you eat my food?"

by bluuskies October 8, 2019

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017