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Bitch Salad 

A bunch of crabby and cantankerous people
Nat: "Hey Shar, how was your meeting today?"
Shar: "Oh gosh don't get me started, it was a bitch salad!"
Bitch Salad by Lantar October 20, 2016

Twat salad 

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
Twat salad by Cincio April 8, 2017

Secondhand salad 

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
Secondhand salad by Yebot10 June 8, 2017

plum salad 

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.
Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.
plum salad by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Bum Salad 

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.
Bum Salad by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

Onion salad 

noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.

Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
Onion salad by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017