Rule 35

“If no porn is found of it, it will be made". This acts as a corollary to the more famous Rule 34 ("If it exists, there is porn of it"), implying that any missing content will eventually be created by users.

Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always

Person 1: Finally, I’ve found something Rule 34 doesn’t apply to!
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t

Rule 35 by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 25, 2026

Rule 79,5

Everyone,

Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.
At the end of the day we all do… og cours the priest Enters the chaimbers. His eyes wild with distress, his ears lonesome withouteth the cherfull ringing of sophies clocs
It is in deed called rule #79,5. Every Concept, Phänomenon… Well let‘s be honest every existing thing is or will become a part of a pornographic invention

Rule 79,5 is Perhaps for example for instance theres a Clock’o’nist named “Sophie on the Clocks” who is having a hard time with her clocks. She Could Perhaps for example say: “Oh no I’m having such a hard time with my clocks!!!?! I wish I had someone to help with my clocks??!!” Maybe you are thinking… how is this story ending… but really you already know.

Rule 79,5 by Gylpet February 27, 2026

Rule 86

A rule where when something has two colors, and has a screen, can play Bad Apple

Examples:
1. Playing Bad Apple on a TI-84 calculator
2. Playing Bad Apple on a flipbook
3. Black MIDI Playing Bad Apple 3.5 Million in Piano from Above (i5-8350U Legit Run)

A: Guys i saw Bad Apple on a calculator!
B: I saw it on Piano from Above with 5.1 million notes!
C: Oh well? See Bad Apple!! Black Hole Mode
B: WHAT?!? 78 MILLION NOTES????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???!!!??
C: By merging other Black MIDIs about Bad Apple
B: IT CANT BE. RULE 86 IS ALSO ON BLACK MIDI.

Rule 86 by Bluetext6572 March 13, 2026

Rule 8 - 3

If there is a door, disintegration loop can be put behind it.

I heard a knocking at my door, so I opened it, and I fell into the disintegration loop. I hate rule 8 - 3

Rule 8 - 3 by Fatherdubs March 22, 2026

rule of 41

How about r41: Never open youtube comments

Person 1: I opened youtube comments and have lost faith in humanity

Person 2: you know what rule of 41 says never open youtube comments

rule of 41 by Over-Ice April 3, 2026

Rule 67

If anything exists, there is phonk of it. Yes sadly. From memes to even a constipated grandpa in a porta potty.

Regular guy: *walks down the street, drops wallet, bends down to pick it up, his pants rip and then gets run over by a Little tikes car."

Ohio sigma guy: "Heheh, could use a little rule 67."

*cooks up bullshit in fl studio*

Ohio sigma guy: "Oh yeah this is tuff, this will get me the mangos!"

Song name: "MAN RIPPING PANTS AND GETTING RAN OVER BY LITTLE TIKES CAR AGGRESIVE GAMING PHONK"

Rule 67 by Peenut butter April 11, 2026

Rule 57

Everything exists in Japan

I want to come up with something new, but rule 57 strikes again.

Rule 57 by Nasuth April 24, 2026