1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.
2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN
3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM
2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN
3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM
Definitions 1 + 2
-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!
-Dad: OH SHIT
Definition 3.
-team 3:Blown'd
-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!
-Dad: OH SHIT
Definition 3.
-team 3:Blown'd
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
by Lylyann July 11, 2016

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level
by Jgathercole August 29, 2023

by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013

“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”
by Leo Denson November 10, 2020
