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Angry Pirate

1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM
Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008
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secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.
"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."
by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004
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One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.
I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!
by Lylyann July 11, 2016
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Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level
by Jgathercole August 29, 2023
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Straw Hat Pirate

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.
Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!
by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021
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reverse dirty pirate

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?
by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013
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Jewish Pussy Pirate

A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.
“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”
by Leo Denson November 10, 2020
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