by kracr September 26, 2003
Get the bastard neckmug. A person with a penchant for "nomming" on the neck of his or her other half, occasionally whilst imitating the Jaws theme (badly).
May result in neck-stickiness, hickeys, or a tickling sensation.
May result in neck-stickiness, hickeys, or a tickling sensation.
N-N: "Chum-chum.."
Victim: "...What?
N-N: "Chum-chum chum-chum!"
Victim: "What th- Dude, my neck! You goddamn neck nommer!"
Victim: "...What?
N-N: "Chum-chum chum-chum!"
Victim: "What th- Dude, my neck! You goddamn neck nommer!"
by GemLPR February 17, 2012
Get the neck nommermug. The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.
Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!
Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!
Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer
by Metal Mulisha April 12, 2010
Get the African Neck Warmermug. 
A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.
Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?
BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.
Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?
BJ: No, I kissed her mother.
Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.
BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.
Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?
BJ: No, I kissed her mother.
Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.
by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011
Get the red neck momentmug. It derived from the awsome game red dead redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption
phil: i just got cabelas dangerous hunts 2011
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace
by derpyd000 December 19, 2010
Get the Red Neck Redemptionmug. Toned and experienced muscles in the vaginal area that when properly engaged squeeze and intensely pull on the upstroke. Usually employeed from the top position and limited to the female species.
by Cold Joe February 13, 2009
Get the Reverse Chicken Neckmug.