fire hose

When a person with an uncut member pinches the foreskin closed and starts to take a leak. The foreskin will then fill up like a balloon. Upon letting go, the piss will all squirt out making ur penis resemble a fire hose

Rory did the fire hose the other night when he was trashed because nobody believed it was possible

by peteyt December 28, 2005

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

Wall Of Fire

Variation on the popular drinking game ring of fire where the cards are blu-tacced to a nearby wall, most face down but a few face-up to add in some tactics in aiming.
Participants must draw cards by knocking them down with the use of projectiles (shoes work particularly well).

In the event of failure to knock down a card a drinking penalty is required.
If multiple cards are knocked down at once the rules/games associated with all knocked down cards must be enforced/played.

A: lets get wasted
B: OK, set up the Wall Of Fire!!

by voodoo_mongrel July 28, 2009

ring of fire

The brown or oddly tinted skin surrounding the butthole.

When a person does not properly wipe their anus on a consistant basis and over a period of time, the unattended area develops into a darkened ring of fire.

by 911 and Cali August 26, 2009

purple fire

When you've eaten something that really does not agree with you and you fart purple fire.

"Dude last night i totally farted purple fire.

by gubgub34 December 23, 2009

Ring of Fire

The act of applying hot sauce to the outside condom during sexual intercourse, then sticking it in your girlfriend's anus. *Note: For safety reasons, always use a condom when performing the Ring of Fire to prevent serious bodily injury.*

Joe: I can't believe I caught Tiffany cheating on me with Ben Roethlisberger again.
Bill: Did you finally break up with her?
Joe: No, I'm waiting to give her the Ring of Fire tonight.

by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010

Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.

1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.

by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010