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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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GTG-friday

When all the wierd shit happens.
You should seen Albin last GTG-friday, he touched everyone on the groin, such a wierd friday..
by GTG-mannen February 3, 2017
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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 9, 2010
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friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.
I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.
by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017
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freaky friday

Kiss or hug your crush! Be extra bold to your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush! get lit all day and be BOLD!
It’s freaky friday! Beeeee bolddddd
by Rick Handy May 12, 2022
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