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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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TFrank Friday

TFrank Friday is the greatest holiday of the week. It is a time where all of one's trouble seem to fade away, and it's a sort of new beginning for everybody. TFrank Friday encourages degenerate activities, and should be celebrated by consuming copious amounts of beer.
"Hey man, how's the week going?" "Not great man, but hey at least it's TFrank Friday. Let's get shitfaced."
by Jacklab555 February 16, 2024
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friday-kun

"Harder Friday-Kun Harder"
by Homosexual kid name [___] October 9, 2020
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friday

slap a hoeslap a hoe friday
being defined as a hoeslap a hoe friday
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.
Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.
by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018
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dropkick friday

dropkick friday is a way of celebrating the weekend has started. Find any item of your choice on Friday and drop-kick it as hard and far as you please. This trend was created by youtuber Kaitie Thomas and Tessa Jamieson at an old law firm the two worked at.
Tessa "omg you know what day it is!"

Kaitie "hell yeah! its dropkick Friday! time to celebrate"
by smartymandm January 22, 2024
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Friday Fonny

Friday Fonny is a famous gaming clan well known for its fortnite and roblox gameplay.
Friday Fonny is good at touchy football
by Jim Paul May 2, 2023
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