Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

slude monster

A baby sludge monster.

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"

by Yui September 21, 2003

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

dance monster

Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.

This is Dance Monster from BTS.

by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017

cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot

The cummy monster wants to come and get you!

by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019