Michael Jackson 

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.

MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much

Michael Jackson by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021

Michael Beloved 

Michael, a baby zombie piglin who is also the son of Ranboo and Tubbo, he has a chicken and a cake and he's the best boy on the server and the only child who isn't sticky and gross

Michael Beloved my beloved

Mhm me too honeslty he's the best and not gross cocomelon ipad kid

Michael Beloved by Ghostly Allium June 13, 2021

Michael Plauche

The biggest baiter in the game of Valorant. The kills he gets are only to boost his KDA and nothing else. They call him... the master baiter.

Wow. He just pulled a Michael Plauche. Freaking baiter

Michael Plauche by DaGoat6969 June 20, 2021

Michael Myers 

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

Michael Myers by I_like_green November 12, 2021

michael farchucie 

PG-13 version of the F- word

I Dont give a Michael Farchucie

michael farchucie by Millwakehorseman March 14, 2023

Michael b Jordan 

Michael b Jordan is the sexiest man alive

Michael b Jordan is my man

Michael b Jordan by anonymous April 30, 2023

Michael Cera

A young actor who plays the exact same character in every single movie he's in - the awkward, perpetually virginal pussy. Will ultimately star in a remake of "The 40 Year Old Virgin" 20 years from now.

Michael Cera reading his script for the next movie he's in"

"I can't talk to girls. The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC. Every time a girl looks at me, I shit myself. I came in my pants just from watching The Little Mermaid."

Director: "That part is so you."

Michael Cera by rtv0587 June 14, 2011