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Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50
how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)
by Leo of the Харків February 5, 2024
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Karen

Karen is one of the best friends you could have, she's always easy to make happy with some stupid jokes or even some food (hamburgers or coffee). She's always down to chitchat or to gossip with her friends about any topic. Sometimes she can be very sentimental but you can cheer her up pretty easily. If you are up to help her, she'll be up to help you too. She usually knows when something is wrong, so you should listen to them more frequently.
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: That's Karen, my best friend
Girl 1: Oh, she seems nice!
by BLAGE July 26, 2022
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Karen

A very entitled woman (mainly of European descent) whose blind to her own privilege. Usually a bored soccer-mom, housewife, or single with wine and pets as her only true friends. Her top hobbies include:

1. Calling cops on harmless minorities who dare to exist in the same public space as her.
2. Demanding to speak to the general manager over workers who dare to not suck up to her with service.
3. Unleashing her wrath of social media rants 5+ over first world problems that don't serve her royal sense of self.
McDonald's worker: #75! Ma'am your Big Mac is ready.
Karen: Did you just ASSUME my gender?
McDonald's worker: No I was telling you your ord-
Karen: Let me speak to your manager.
McDonald's worker: I was ju-
Karen: Now!!!!!
by runsunmon June 2, 2020
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Ashleigh of Karens

Similar to a m'lady of neckbeards, a group of teenage karens is an "ashleigh." Not to be confused with a group of older karens which is a "kate."
Oh no, it's pumpkin spice season! Prepare yourselves for the ashleigh of karens all dressed in their Han Solo outfits!
by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023
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Karen C.B.N.

The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem shell definatly find a way around it
Guy1: man i wish i could have Karen C.B.N. sit on me

Guy2:yea ive had a raging boner for hours thinking about her
Guy1:man i could cum a thousand times to her
Guy2:yea bro ima give myself a quick jack i cant stand it
by CrazyNinjaBoiiiii May 31, 2018
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Karen

A person with brown curly hair that likes to beat people up (BRONSON)
Karen likes to punch people
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Karen

Over 45. White mom that WILL talk to your manager. Drinks too much wine at book club
Karen: WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER
worker: is ur name Karen?
by Karenthecoolmom December 29, 2019
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