Jersey Mike'in

When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.

"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.

by helloerik88 September 24, 2020

Jersey Birthmark

Male equivalent to a lower back tattoo or "Tramp Stamp"

Looks like Pauly D's rockin' a Jersey Birthmark, bro!

by JIVETURKEY504 October 2, 2012

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

Jersey Shore Challenge

A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.

Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"

Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"

by Jew-boi May 6, 2012

The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 November 21, 2011

new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live

man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost

by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011

White Jersey

v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.

The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.

by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023