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Jersey Ice Tea

Similar to its cousin, the Long Island Ice Tea, the Jersey Ice Tea is made by: Pouring all of the bar mat liquids in a glass over ice adding a splash of lemon and cola. Nothing goes down so smooth…
Eh Tony, gimme one of them Jersey Ice Teas, I’m putting the booze googles on tonight!
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 1, 2022
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things up north, though most people don't confuse it with anything else.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Jersey Crime

A Boi gets killed every week so the police have to find the murderer before everyone's dead
"Hey did you see the latest episode of Jersey Crime"
"Yes fam i did Marruto's part was great"
by Bjeasus May 4, 2018
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Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.
Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.
by Netserk November 8, 2023
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Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!
by Peachtreez July 27, 2016
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Jersey

Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.
Me: She's so awesome I wish I was her
Friend: Thats Jersey
by Olivia27 March 17, 2020
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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