Jeffery

Jeffery is the most irritating and offensive way of spelling the name ‘Jeffrey’.

Seriously, its not Jeffery as in referee, its Jeffrey as in Jeffrey Dahmer. Quit being lisdexic people!

Dmv guy:

“Please check all the info you submitted us is correct before we print your ID Jeffery.”

Jeffrey:

“uh, you printed my name wrong, its Jeffrey, not Jeffery.. are you retarded or something?!!”

by McSteiner June 8, 2023

Jefferson Streeter

He is one of a kind. A wonderful person, and an even better friend. He doesn’t judge people for their differences, but instead celebrates that they are unique.

If you meet a Jefferson Streeter, you have been blessed

by That Girl 106 June 27, 2023

Jeff

A block of dry beans

Person 1:Can you pass the jeff? Person 2: That block ass mother fucker?

by Zack nunya August 5, 2023

JeffKolb

The act of sniffing ones own farts

Can you believe that homeless guy just did a JeffKolb

by Selfsniffer August 6, 2023

Jefferson

I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.

I love Jefferson

by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024

Jeff

Turning your back on humanity, siding with the small insect-like alien cybernetic lifeforms that encapsulate your body to form the mecha

Did you see how long it took the military to take that last mecha out?
Ya bro, the tide is turning
I can't believe how many people jeffed today!
Ya, bro
I mean, we are probably all going to die but, wtf?!?
Honestly . . . I was thinking about jeffing too
No! Not you too
Well ya, I think they made a good point
Bro . . . but . . . I mean, you're not wrong
Wait! Does this mean, we are going to jeff together?
I mean, the family is gone, the job, pfft . . . my dog
That broke you
Ya
Ya
Let's do it
Let's jeff this whole planet

by killsamurai August 18, 2024

Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023