that dog just isn't gonna hunt

A Southern slang. Basically the same as saying "That isn't going to work," or "That's not going to fly."

Roy was all set to go into town, when his truck broke down. "That dog just isn't gonna hunt!" he exclaimed!

by Duglife February 22, 2018

My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

by Christian Guy January 21, 2008

just accept my words already

pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee

just accept my words already

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019

I'm just tryna help, Ike

From 'what's love got to do with it?' Meaning: helping someone with something they REALLY don't need or want your help with - or not giving someone the help they need.

BB: Why did you give my number JJ, he is not cute to me?
KK: But he is nice and really likes you. I'm just tryna help, Ike...
BB: Ike don't need no help!

by athenanike October 8, 2008

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

You have just been vuvuzeled

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

by Ma brother fifjk July 12, 2010