piping-mad

Extremely mad, steaming mad. Explosive anger when one turns red in the face, blood pressure gets high & curses loudly.

He was piping-mad about being told to leave the family reunion in front of his children.

by DKNY104 August 04, 2015

flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.

Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.

by itssojoever May 02, 2024

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024

Pipe ting

A fine ass lady

Yo check out that girl over there, she a pipe ting

by Pipeting October 09, 2018

Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.

I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.

by Melborneyarrl August 07, 2023

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 26, 2018