After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?
by QuacksO October 22, 2025
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It is very contagious.
It is very contagious.
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.
by jeffiet August 19, 2021
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Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.
John is in the back.
Bob will catch more fish than John.
by Phylosofist November 25, 2025
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That does NOT mean cheaper!
That does NOT mean cheaper!
Joe: Did you buy the boat?
Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!
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