Farmer John voted for George Bush even though Bush gave a tax cut to the agribusiness behemoth down the street from John. John could not compete with the corporate behemoth and declared bankruptcy. Now John is a serf for the corporate overlords. George Bush calls these people useful idiots.

Useful idiot by The Corporate Avengers October 14, 2008

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Useful idiot

A person who blindly follows the Corporate-run American Plutocracy and will fight for its preservation at the cost of the rest of his countrymen's wellbeing.

The Tea Party Member who supports cutting Medicare and Union Rights is a true useful idiot.

Useful idiot by mrTimed May 21, 2011

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[skinny idiot ]

a person that is extremly skinny and weak and likes to act in a goofy manner.

man that raj kid is being a fucking skinny idiot agian, what the fuck is wrong with him.

[skinny idiot ] by kds January 19, 2006

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an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

an absolute idiot by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021

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