Look how they Massacred my boy

A term for stating something that used to be good/great but was then ruined viva outside influence or it trying to be meta etc.

Person 1. Hey a new TV show released of a beloved classic. We should watch it.

Person 2. Ok it can't be bad who would ruin a beloved classic!

Person 1 and 2 after season 1. Look how they massacred my boy.

Look how they Massacred my boy by PoorlyKnightly March 6, 2023

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" 

Verb; meaning to build up storylines in a work of fiction and lull people into believing that there is a safe, happy ending for all coming - until the finale, when the authors write an ending that is shocking, painful, and undoes every bit of character development and growth that had occurred within the entirety of that work of fiction.

I don't know why we're all still following Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice And Fire. You know damn well GRRM's going to Pull A "How I Met Your Mother" and completely fuck everybody over.

Pull a "How I Met Your Mother" by InsertWittyUsername May 23, 2014

teach me how to spell my name 

to spell your name with the movement of your hips on someone’s dick

“you should come over and teach me how to spell my name.”
“oh you wanna ride my dick

teach me how to spell my name by fhrsfhtdf August 30, 2022

Welp, how's your mom? 

The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.

Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?

Welp, how's your mom? by FionaBook April 24, 2021

Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

Tucson How Do You Do by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017

thats not how i roll 

not agreeing with something, not wanting to do something, rejecting something said.

"want a beer?"
"nah man thats not how i roll"

thats not how i roll by bridgy01 November 14, 2007

the how's she going 

A slight 'opening up' of the hockey stick while on the forehand, so as to sell the goalie on a forehand shot, in order to go backhand.

He coasted in on a breakaway, gave him the how's she going, slid the puck to the backhand and put it top shelf.

the how's she going by Hexis August 21, 2008