i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

by Get the Mac May 9, 2018

slow your horses

slow down bro

woah there Johnny, slow your horses

by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

Suck Horse Johnson

Suck Horse Johnson AKA SHJ is a sloppy, wet blowjob given by either an woman or a good guy friend. Usually a Suck Horse Johnson is demanded, never requested.

I told her to give me a Suck Horse Johnson.

by Suck_my_Johnson July 28, 2019

one horse sally

will only fuck one person at a time; serial monogamist, even if the other person involved is not

I get that you're married, but I don't want to date other people. I am more of a one horse Sally.

by Aspeckof April 8, 2017

horse dust

Another term for b.s.
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Since the term b.s. is too ubiquitous, I like the term horse dust in more polite company

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

hold your horses

a request to wait

Whoa, hold your horses there, big guy. We're not leaving yet.

by KungFoolio March 31, 2004