Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 20, 2009

HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!

Just ask president bush

by Mark M. March 10, 2005

happy slap

a slap "game" filmed on a camera phone

well im from the place where it all took off so i no what its like and seen most of them

"smile your on happy slap tv"

by march August 27, 2005

Happy Harry's

A drug store where the employees are underpaid and usually experience some kind of sexal harrassment during their employment. They wear bright turquoise vests and answer the phone accordingly, "Thank you for calling Happy Harry's (enter location here). thi is (employee name here) how may i help you?" This over-charging drugstore, with a fully stocked and functional pharmacy, is run by none other than "Happy Harry's" son, Alan Levin, who's wife pretty much does his work for him.

Happy Harry's is to Duane Read of NYC.

by Blue Eyes February 17, 2005

Happy Birthday

Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.

"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."

"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."

by jfacefive August 23, 2011

happy dolphin

when performing the act of sex in a doggy style position the male takes both of the bitch's wrists and pulls back on them making the broad look like flipper begging for a treat.

I was plowing this swamp donkey from behind and was pulling her hair to gain leverage... that did not get the desired depth so i took her by the wrists and pulled her upright with every pull she resembled a happy dolphin making that weird noise and everything.... She told me it was the first time shes ever been filled out before...

by o-dawgy22 April 24, 2011

scrap happy

a little doggie that is happy to eat table scraps.

little scruffy gets scrap happy at dinner time.

by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004