Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

fake

A fake or a group of fakes is usually when someone has a fake personality or is a hypocrite or just 'that' UGLY

fake beans make me depressed

by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019

Fake

That one friend who you think is by your side no matter what but is just, using you, not even there for you, not really just in general being your friend! They don’t want to be your friend, they just hang around you, use you, and not there for you like a real friend.

Girl 1- hey bestie!

Girl 2 (with other girls)- *rolls eyes* guys I got to deal with her ttyl, after school meet you at chads party!

Girl 2- hey bestie!

Girl 1- we should so hangout after school

Girl 2- busy sorry

Girl 1- oh.. that’s fine *gets text later saying that girl 2 is “studying”.

Girl 1- *checks girl 2 insta*

Girl 1- she lied! She is so fake

by Jroand March 30, 2019

fake

When you trusted a person but they go behind your back and talk about you.

Did you not hear about what alejandro said about you in the hallway.

Wow he is really fake like that.

by dragonslayertehehe April 26, 2019

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019