Fortnite Kid

A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.

This kid only plays Fortnite and believes everything Epic Games says, he’s a Fortnite Kid.

by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022

fortnite water

A term used to cause confusion or disgust in people when you say it. Use this if you want people to think you’re weird.

“Hey Jake, guess what”
Jake: “What”
“Fortnite Water!”
Jake: “..okay?”

by Fuzت May 28, 2023

fortnite kid

a fucking 11 year old kid who won’t stop bragging about his arena points

at school

me: hello
fortnite kid: get lost you don’t have enough points to talk to me

by ieatpeepeeforbreakfest November 15, 2020

fortnite monster

Ma man ugly! The ugliest monster ever. Like seriously WHICH MONSTER SHOOTS LAZER OUT OF HIS MOUTH

Person: have you seen the fortnite monster, he is cute.
FBI: ladies and gentle men, we gottem👌

by Fortnite Monster October 31, 2019

Fortnite booty

A booty that is shaped nice and well like the fortnite bitches

Damn look at that girl, she got a fortnite booty straight out of season 6

by papasbootyria January 25, 2021

fortnite kid

every 7 year old game crying over "spawn killing". Every kid pretending to be sick so that they can get good at building.

Mommy i am very sick i need to crank 90s because i am a fortnite kid

by t[sdc April 7, 2022

Fortnite bitch

A mother fuckin trash ass bitch skin like lynx she a mother fucking hoe

This is a Fortnite bitch Oh a new item shop what’s in it wait who is this bitch she’s thick as hell

by Baddog67890 March 24, 2020