Where a two men shit in their hands and bitch slap each other while yelling Arabic war cry (ayayayaiayayai)
by Poke Smoters February 11, 2012

something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.
1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!
or
1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight
by fat mays April 27, 2008

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

by Al2007 May 11, 2007

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.
At the top of the star is music.
In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.
At the bottom is hair and hobbies.
Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.
This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
At the top of the star is music.
In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.
At the bottom is hair and hobbies.
Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.
This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005

1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
by Hiding in yo shed September 3, 2014

by slick18 May 27, 2008
