Boiled Fart

(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)

With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.

Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.

Throw it in your significant others face.

(man in the shower with girlfriend)

Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!

*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment

by Bumslaw March 3, 2010

hipster fart

noun.

a bodily gaseous discharge air-trapped in skinny jeans, and only noticed once the skinny jeans are peeled off.

<scene>hipster taking off pants</scene>

Whoa, what's that smell? did I just fart? I don't remember--Oh, it must have been my fart from noon, which was trapped in my skinny jeans. silly me.

I can't believe I hipster farted. How tres embarra-silly.

by B. Dang November 13, 2009

fart bonging

Huffing ass gas from a tube.

Really now, the term should have been self-explanatory....

by Havoq May 8, 2005

Fart Huffer

A person who is interested in smelling farts in a close range from the anus.Some like to breathe large amounts of fart gas until they pass out.

Neethan is a Fart Huffer

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.

I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.

by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004

mud fart

A fart that is released by someone who is sick and has diarrhea. Whomever lets a mud fart will be delighted to find a creamy thick liquid that is somewhat similar to warm mud.

"Lilly waddled to the bathroom after letting a huge mud fart".

by DirtyBabyBunny September 25, 2005

fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.

I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.

by B warden April 1, 2007